A guide to understanding Buttrock by Jeff Hinman

The goal of this post is to educate. If you read the post from top to bottom and click on all of the links you should be able to understand what buttrock is and that it's definition was always neatly tucked away in your brain just waiting for a single word to pull it all together.

Let's start with a buttrock free association: camaros, beer, long hair, mullets, cinder blocks, leather pants, shitty beer, head banging, t-tops, county fairs, 1988....

Very good!. Now look at this amazon.com Buttrock wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/1NPBQ9WJHA3O3/102-2621862-3573752

While it isn't a complete list it should provide you with an idea of what it takes to be labelled a buttrocker.

Here are a few buttrock Haikus:

Fuck Diamond Dave
by J. Lawless

David Lee Roth
Makes me want to Puke and Crap
Disgrace to Metal.

Ode to Maiden
by J. Lawless

Galloping horses
I think of Iron Maiden
and all is well now.

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by Jon

Guitar rules the day
Power chords are plentiful
No one loves the bass.

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by ??

tight-ass Jordache jeans
aquanet bikini dreams
lip gloss, black liner

I lifted these from this site: http://www.threeimaginarygirls.com/hearsay92303buttrockhaikus.asp

For those of you that are visual learners: http://art.unknowncommunity.com/upimg/2992.jpeg

Think of Beavis & Butthead...explosions, babes, fire, rock...now you're getting it!

Now join this buttrock forum: http://buttrock.tribe.net/?r=10535 and make friends with these losers, they really do need friends!